Back when I was married and working in a bike shop, some of my friends were curious about how I got away with buying so many bikes.
"Doesn't your wife give you grief?" they would ask.
Fact is,she didn't even notice. If she had known how many new bikes I had brought in, it might have killed her.
As it was, if she noticed a new bike, she realized that it was out of her control, I guess.
I miss those days.